When I got into conversations with random people at the Maui Writers' Conference, I noticed a recurring theme.
Me: What do you write?
You: Everything. You?
Me: Science fiction, mostly.
You: Oh. I write everything but that.
I found that my reaction was to immediately take them less seriously (starting at line two, not line 4).
No one writes everything.
As an example, you can't expect me (as a Pagan) to write Christian Inspirational Romance.
So, before you go have one of the above conversations at a conference, think about what you do write, even if that answer is only what you're working on at the moment.
Oh, and next time? Seriously tempted to answer Wiccan Inspirational Romance.
Just because.
2007-09-26 10:48 am (UTC)
You are a bad woman. :)
2007-09-26 01:47 pm (UTC)
What about Silverberg?!!
As an example, you can't expect me (as a Pagan) to write Christian Inspirational Romance.
Why not, other than personal reservations? That is, lots of Jews and other non-Christians have written Christian Inspirational books... and note the essentially apology Ellen Kushner included upfront in her novel Thomas the Rhymer, which contains a number of extremely Christian themes and values, to the massacres Jews of York. My point is that lots of people do writing, especially commercial writing, for markets which they are emphatically not the readership for. I mentioned Silverberg, who jumped up from the audience at a Sercon years ago when a program participant on a panel was deprecating "hack writers," and exclaimed antagonistically, "I am a hack!" He wrote for pay, and whatever was a reasonable rate and conditions (that includes e.g. actually paying the promised payment to the writer, rather than week after week going by and no check) paying market, he was willing to write for.
I can expect that you're unlikely to write Christian Inspirational writing, but there are, again, non-Christians who do write in that area, just as there are Christians who specialize in Judaica, or in pagan Classical religious studies, or Jews who specialize in Christian studies, etc.
2007-09-26 04:39 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't write Christian Inspirational Romance because I don't care enough to do a good job.
2007-09-26 07:02 pm (UTC)
What Don't You Write?
2007-09-26 02:53 pm (UTC)
For example, how many of the following do you write?
Parodies of telephone directories.
Scriptures for religions that haven't been invented or discovered or revealed (etc.) yet.
Inspirational romances for followers of religions that haven't been invented or discovered or revealed (etc.) yet.
Parodies of Presidential executive orders.
Technical specifications for alien spacecraft (flying saucers, etc.).
Parodies of computer programs (in real programming languages so they can be compiled even if they don't do anything useful when you run them).
Songs to be sung to your cats.
Anything in languages you don't know.
Manifestos for movements that haven't started yet.
Suicide notes for lemmings.
Parodies of biographies of your friends.
Biographies of parodies of your friends.
Parodies of biographies of parodies of your friends.
Inspirational romances for robots.
Technical papers in fields you're unfamiliar with.
What you would have done differently had you been O. J. Simpson.
What you would have done differently had you been Hitler.
What you would have done differently had you been Jesus.
Cookbooks for Martians.
... and so on.
Re: What Don't You Write?
2007-09-26 04:41 pm (UTC)
2007-09-26 08:09 pm (UTC)
LOL! I nearly fell off my seat laughing at that one. Idea Fairy rocks! ^_^
What about:
Songs composed while stranded on Elephant Island.
Sightseeing at the Marianas Trench.
2007-09-26 08:17 pm (UTC)